I have fond memories of red carpet. It always gave me rug burn. My imaginary friends Spankmaster and Nils Points would take turns trying to mount my fat ass. It wasn’t so much the thumping as the trying to navigate tiny little cock into dirty dirty places. Memories…..grrrr…,wanking my tiny little wiener….wiener spitzel…..Activate!!!
Yup, you know the drill attention whore. Feel free to post all the useless comments I’ll never read below.
Hello Pseudo Professor Wank. You will be unaware of meaning behind my shoddy little pun referring to a red carpet, as you have never seen a ladies ‘lady parts’. But the lady above will possess a massive thick bush of red lady hair. If you were to sniff this you would be cured of you obsessive homosexuality!
Professor Wank is not liking these homosexual fashion shoots. More Crack – 0 out of 10.
Nice red carpet ?
I have fond memories of red carpet. It always gave me rug burn. My imaginary friends Spankmaster and Nils Points would take turns trying to mount my fat ass. It wasn’t so much the thumping as the trying to navigate tiny little cock into dirty dirty places. Memories…..grrrr…,wanking my tiny little wiener….wiener spitzel…..Activate!!!
Yup, you know the drill attention whore. Feel free to post all the useless comments I’ll never read below.
Hello Pseudo Professor Wank. You will be unaware of meaning behind my shoddy little pun referring to a red carpet, as you have never seen a ladies ‘lady parts’. But the lady above will possess a massive thick bush of red lady hair. If you were to sniff this you would be cured of you obsessive homosexuality!
Professor Wank is not liking these homosexual fashion shoots. More Crack – 0 out of 10.