24 thoughts on “Chanel West Coast Sexy (5 Photos + GIFs)

    1. Spankmaster

      Adolf, I’d be careful of what you say here, especially as with you being short, dark haired and dark eyed, never mind your real surname being Schickelgruber, which I assure you is not something to be proud of, as your schiess statement might prove. And like the old song goes, just take comfort in knowing that tomorrow belongs to you…

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        1. Spankmaster

          Adolf, there’s another song about you that’s even more unflattering…and it goes like this:

          “Hitler, he only had one ball.
          The other, is in the square town hall.
          Himmler, had something similar.
          And Goebbels had no balls, at all.”

          Call me a hater as much as you like, but given what I just said about your top most, Aryan influenced men, at least I know the truth…

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          1. Dead Hermann Goering

            Guten Tag Mein Freund – I have a huge pair of balls for you to suck on my Yankee Doodle Dandy – As we say ‘Meine massiven, haarigen Bälle werden Yankee Krapfen Frauen mit Sahne und Pudding füllen’ (Mein Kampf p.342-pop up illustrated)

      1. Dead Herman Himmler

        I haven only one thing to say to you Yankie Doodle Dandy – As we say ‘Ich liebe es, meinen Stachel auf einen engen blonden Mädchen Krapfen und füllen Sie es voller Pudding!’

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          1. Dead Herman Himmler

            And your the worst Charlie Chaplin impersonator I ever hired !

            ein Reich, ein Volk, viele enge blonde Mädchen Krapfen, um mit Pudding zu füllen

        1. Spankmaster

          Adolf, Himmler, Goering and all other Nazi sympathizing officials – you may have great skills when it comes to perversion, but at least we deviates of the night time shows have never had to go to court for what we did to people. You may consider yourself to be well-hung, but that entirely refers to having a good old air dance in dangling at the end of a rope…

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          1. Dead Martin Bormann

            Acht, you forgetting me you Yankee Pig Dog. I say Ha Ha to rope. All they found my beloved leader was ‘Singed and Smoking Moustache’.

            I have a massive set of ‘Deutsche Bälle’ and pump pump up you Yankee woman ‘Arsch Loch’

            As we say ‘Der Yankee Krapfen ist eng und das Loch ist klein. Pudding in den Yankee Krapfen.’ (Mein Kampf p.253-scratch and sniff)

          2. Dead joseph Goebbels

            Heiliger Strohsack ! Herman, Diese Yankee Doodle mit dem farm yard and are playing mit the animals !

            My Deutsche Bälle are hairy and Spunk Full.

            As we say ‘Die Yankee Krapfen mit Pudding und deutscher Wurst füllen’ (Mein Kampf p.644 cut-out-flaps)

    1. Shazbot

      Shouldn’t that be your job, Peter?

      Btw, I had to look it up, but you’re right: Mumsy is PKA “Penny Porsche” …

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      1. Troy McClure

        Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might know Penny Porsche from such classics as “MILF Filth 2”, “Double Air Bags 17” and of course her classic debut in “Toss My Salad 7”.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Didn’t you also star in a movie called “Gladys The Groovy Mule?” And given that you were also accused of sleeping with the fishes (literally speaking), then it pretty much explains why the mule was so groovy. My coked out donkey, in fact, speaks very highly of Gladys, in saying a large number of things too lurid to mention. Anytime you want to join us in some night time bedroom window adventures, just give us a call…

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  1. Spankmaster

    Finally, a tasty blonde haired slut worthy of a great servicing with my Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope. James and Jeremy, get the set up ready, wash down the leather furniture and implements, while I’ll gas the gerbils, blindfold the coked out donkey and grease the buttplugs. I think we may outdo ourselves with tonight’s show, especially in making our willing participant a slave to our desires. I just hope Mrs. C. has overcome her gag reflex problem, although the added pressure of her teeth in that experience was actually quite nice…

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    1. James Fucking May

      Guten Tag Master Spankmaster – I see you are taking on the Third Reich all on your own.

      I can see from Ms Coast’s GIF she is an enthusiastic Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope enthusiast. I’m just disappointed I don’t see you there Spanky ‘inserting’

      As for Mrs C’s teeth – They are false, hence her knick name ‘Gummy Bear’, whose song she can sing while sucking dick !

      Light up the Zygmoidascope Spanker, i’ll be filling this girls doughnut with some custard !!!

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      1. Spankmaster

        Thanks for the confirmation, James. The light show will be spectacular, the false teeth will not disappoint in giving us that extra bite, the added song will be murmured to us quite seductively and please make sure you get plenty of filling in. It saves on the lube and, strangely enough, it has a nice lemon freshness that everyone appreciates. It’s little things like this that makes life so worthwhile…

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