At last Spanker, the 2nd sexiest woman on Crappers pages. The 1st being the ‘Queen of Pork’, Lisa Appleton !
She is looking particularly fine in her sunglasses / dilated anus combo. I don’t think you can handle this one alone Spanker. It needs the full Top Gear squad, Donkey, a good length of rope and The Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope !
Shannon Tweed has sent compliments to her favourite granny grabber. But is disappointed your vast, hairy ‘on-screen’ testicles are Donkeys (your stunt ball sack), not yours !
And you’d know fuckhead, especially as you frequently set fire to your nads to compensate that even the gays don’t want to fuck you because -let’s face it -they aren’t that desperate and they actually have some standards…
Shazbot, given the heavy inbred factor there, she’d have at least four testicles on the go at the same time and all as hairy as a Tibetan yak. Still, at least the fuck slut in these images won’t go begging…
Well, going by the first image, at least she is primed and ready for my Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope services. And yes, James, we will have fun…
At last Spanker, the 2nd sexiest woman on Crappers pages. The 1st being the ‘Queen of Pork’, Lisa Appleton !
She is looking particularly fine in her sunglasses / dilated anus combo. I don’t think you can handle this one alone Spanker. It needs the full Top Gear squad, Donkey, a good length of rope and The Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope !
Shannon Tweed has sent compliments to her favourite granny grabber. But is disappointed your vast, hairy ‘on-screen’ testicles are Donkeys (your stunt ball sack), not yours !
Flaming homo under different name. ^^. Same old useless boring drivel.
Sorry buddy, cant all be as witty as you !
The only thing flaming is you, the flaming homo.
And you’d know fuckhead, especially as you frequently set fire to your nads to compensate that even the gays don’t want to fuck you because -let’s face it -they aren’t that desperate and they actually have some standards…
Watch out for seagulls, woman. They like waste like nothing else…
Yum Yum
That thumbnail is horrific.
It’s the ‘thumbnail’ is that’s horrific ! are you kidding me man !!!!! and I thought I was a pervert !!!
I’d rather rewatch that video of you and the Stig for the 863rd time.
Quite a video. The massive hairy balls are not mine by the way.
I thought they look liked the Duchess of Cornwall’s …
Shazbot, given the heavy inbred factor there, she’d have at least four testicles on the go at the same time and all as hairy as a Tibetan yak. Still, at least the fuck slut in these images won’t go begging…
Always thought that gal was NASTY with a capital NAS. Ain’t enough beer in Milwaukee to make goggles thick enough.