Halsey shared a new topless photo on Instagram, 09/11/2018. The photographer took an exciting picture of the 23-year-old half-naked singer sitting on a stool.
Geez. That’s a real show stopper. I’m out of my mind with passion…………but I’m hungry and I’m going to have a couple english muffins instead of looking at Halsey sitting on a stool.
A bum like that is just begging for my rectal zygmoidascope. Of course, I’m more than happy to do a shitload of evil things to it, so I’m perfectly excited about it. And yes, stand back please, we have lift off…
Hey Spanky, hope Jeremy lent you his copy of ‘The rectal zygmoidascope, shit and the art of erotic photography’.
I know all the pages are sticky and many are stuck together but Jeremy is a messy reader. Its a great book and Mrs C tells me he spends hours reading it in the toilet.
And remember, in the words of ‘Jeremey Fucking Clarkson’, when using a rectal zygmoidascope, practice makes perfect.
I’m glad I’m dead. Goddammit.
Geez. That’s a real show stopper. I’m out of my mind with passion…………but I’m hungry and I’m going to have a couple english muffins instead of looking at Halsey sitting on a stool.
“An exciting picture”?
Why didn’t you post that then instead of this shit.
A bum like that is just begging for my rectal zygmoidascope. Of course, I’m more than happy to do a shitload of evil things to it, so I’m perfectly excited about it. And yes, stand back please, we have lift off…
Hey Spanky, hope Jeremy lent you his copy of ‘The rectal zygmoidascope, shit and the art of erotic photography’.
I know all the pages are sticky and many are stuck together but Jeremy is a messy reader. Its a great book and Mrs C tells me he spends hours reading it in the toilet.
And remember, in the words of ‘Jeremey Fucking Clarkson’, when using a rectal zygmoidascope, practice makes perfect.
Or I’m blind where is the topless ???
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