Model Irina Shayk (32) attends The Daily Front Row’s 6th Annual Fashion Media Awards at the Park Hyatt Hotel during New York Fashion Week in New York, 09/06/2018.
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Model Irina Shayk (32) attends The Daily Front Row’s 6th Annual Fashion Media Awards at the Park Hyatt Hotel during New York Fashion Week in New York, 09/06/2018.
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I’m normally into unconventionally beautiful women (ugly birds) but here I have to take my hat off and say ‘fucking ada’. She is a classy piece no doubt.
I always thought she’s had something kinda masculine about her. Was she born a guy?
Hell man, no way, I hope not. But looking like that, she is going to have one sore arse !!
James, is this the one we made airtight at the Macclesfield Pizza Hut last year?
I think I got the best deal that night – I got “mouth”.
That’s fine, Jeremy, just as long as I get twat and arse now. And given her being another of these celebutards who finds it difficult to own underwear, then she must have heard about me and my continuing adventures with my rectal zygmoidascope. When I’m finished with her, I’ll give her back with a snorkel for you-know-what…
Er Spanky – you may need to interpret ‘twat’ in its very loosest sense (i.e. cock), given the information that the kind Mr Len The Welsh has given us !!
Er Spanky – twat and arse – have you now got two cocks as well as a rectal zygmoidascope. ‘Airtight’ needs a cock in each hole buddy
Hey, JC was that before or after her ‘op’. I know I fucked her arse so hard it was smoking. As I remember Hammond got the ‘front end’ So it probably was ‘pre op’ !! He is a lad.
PPS JC, talking of ‘air-tight’, I got an order from Nicole Scherzinger for a ‘Top Gear Puncture Repair Outfit’. Pack up your rectal zymoidascope Spanky, were going to Hollywood !!
I’m not sitting with Spunky on the plane, James. It’ll be rather embarrassing explaining his equipment to the very thorough US customs.
Relax JC, to repair Ms Scherzinger’s ‘punctures’, I’m prepared to let the good US Customs Folk try it out !! JC, those punctures need repairing man. Its your duty.