What the fuck Clarkson, I thought we were buddies. You been hiding her minge photos in your sock draw. I only got to see the gaping sphincter shots, though a bit ‘art house’ for me. There is not even a rectal zygmoidascope.
PS I owe the Spank-man a debt of thanks. Before I new him, if the Doc had said ‘Nurse, grease up the zygmoidascope – extra wide’, I’d have sat there thinking, ‘that sounds interesting !!’ . Lets just say now I have my running shoes on.
What are you talking about James? You saw this one’s minge last month outside Flares in Scunthorpe. We were in the alley by the Biffa bins, and she just dropped her pants and said “get Spunky’s vaginal probe and get a look at this”. Don’t you remember? You jammed it in and we couldn’t get it back out – Mrs C had to bring the WD 40 and wasn’t best pleased about being woken so late, even though it was an emergency.
Wow Spanky is going all out to impress the girls. A rectal zygmoidascope AND a vaginal probe. He is one smooth bastard.
I do vaguely remember but I blacked out and was hallucinating. Don’t you remember, Lisa Appleton had me pinned and was grinding her smoking minge in my face. She had only washed it a month ago but the fumes was like !!! there is no word. I can still only see out of one eye.
What a fucking night that was, bud. One of the best ever. Until Appleton turned up and raped you again. You poor boy.
Mrs C will come round soon and administer the eye drops, mate. Sit tight.
PS – Maitland Ward rang and asked me to tell you not to Facetime her again with your pants off until your pink-eye clears up. It’s putting her off apparently. (I had no idea she was so particular.)
James Fucking May
Hey JC, you would think with all the ‘work’ she’s doing Maitland could afford a colour telly’
‘Pink eye’ ? That was my ‘brown eye’, its not as if I wasn’t having a shit at the time. I love that girl but she is a thick cunt. Romance is just wasted on some people JC.
Ren
What’s the deal, here – her publicist told her, “Time to ramp up the naked thing now?”
Are we supposed to get excited in wanking over a reflection in a mirror? And all because this ultimately worthless whore is somehow famous? My only statement to that is fuck that for a joke…and I don’t mean it literally…
I take it admin has yet master proper command the English language.
In Sowiet Russia, language commands you!
Не оскорблять мать России капиталистического гомосексуалиста
Ironically, your sentence is also grammatically wrong. Kettle calling pot black.
you mean “Kettle calling the pot black.” ?
Technically, she IS topless…
FUCK THAT NIGGER LOVER
fuck her with your dick ? or with what?
20 years from now, young people will be casually posting hardcore sex videos on social media.
If Allah wills it, that I should live long. Snackbar!
Totally pointless considering we’ve all seen her minge.
What the fuck Clarkson, I thought we were buddies. You been hiding her minge photos in your sock draw. I only got to see the gaping sphincter shots, though a bit ‘art house’ for me. There is not even a rectal zygmoidascope.
PS I owe the Spank-man a debt of thanks. Before I new him, if the Doc had said ‘Nurse, grease up the zygmoidascope – extra wide’, I’d have sat there thinking, ‘that sounds interesting !!’ . Lets just say now I have my running shoes on.
What are you talking about James? You saw this one’s minge last month outside Flares in Scunthorpe. We were in the alley by the Biffa bins, and she just dropped her pants and said “get Spunky’s vaginal probe and get a look at this”. Don’t you remember? You jammed it in and we couldn’t get it back out – Mrs C had to bring the WD 40 and wasn’t best pleased about being woken so late, even though it was an emergency.
Wow Spanky is going all out to impress the girls. A rectal zygmoidascope AND a vaginal probe. He is one smooth bastard.
I do vaguely remember but I blacked out and was hallucinating. Don’t you remember, Lisa Appleton had me pinned and was grinding her smoking minge in my face. She had only washed it a month ago but the fumes was like !!! there is no word. I can still only see out of one eye.
What a fucking night that was, bud. One of the best ever. Until Appleton turned up and raped you again. You poor boy.
Mrs C will come round soon and administer the eye drops, mate. Sit tight.
PS – Maitland Ward rang and asked me to tell you not to Facetime her again with your pants off until your pink-eye clears up. It’s putting her off apparently. (I had no idea she was so particular.)
Hey JC, you would think with all the ‘work’ she’s doing Maitland could afford a colour telly’
‘Pink eye’ ? That was my ‘brown eye’, its not as if I wasn’t having a shit at the time. I love that girl but she is a thick cunt. Romance is just wasted on some people JC.
What’s the deal, here – her publicist told her, “Time to ramp up the naked thing now?”
Are we supposed to get excited in wanking over a reflection in a mirror? And all because this ultimately worthless whore is somehow famous? My only statement to that is fuck that for a joke…and I don’t mean it literally…
this is all about that witch thing their mom is caught up in
google it, they’re into that kinda of ignorant white people shit
voodooing black dudes to fuck her girls
tell em to hoe themselves
classic americans