Kerry Katona Topless (30 Photos)

Kerry Katona leaves nothing to the imagination as she whips off her lime green bikini at her luxury Ammatara Pura Pool Villas resort in Thailand, 10/19/2018.

The 38-year-old former Atomic Kitten star and mum-of-four showed off her toned tanned physique and not to mention her new pert derriere as she took a dip poolside at her Thai getaway.

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80 thoughts on “Kerry Katona Topless (30 Photos)

    1. I Tried But It Died

      f……f..a…..p………..f..aaaaaa…pppp……….FA…p!!

      Almost, I really tried 🙁

      Frankentits are a boner killer.

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  1. BBunsen

    “…showed off her toned tanned physique and not to mention her new pert derriere.”

    Good to see that makarova23.ru is helping the handicapped by hiring blind posters.

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  2. DontStopTheFap

    Dear rest of the world. This woman does not represent the U.K. – we disowned her many years ago… She now lives in the hull of an oil tanker off the coast of Somalia.

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    1. mpumelelo

      She ran off from my beautiful country of Somalia when she learned we were planning to salvage her meat from and alongwith the tanker. I hear she is now in Saudi where pork is banned from consumption.

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        1. Ali

          We used the burka to sew a jacket for every child in Yemen. We’ve since then ended up sending the swine to Venezuela.

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          1. Spankmaster

            She must be the tanker that was off the coast of Somalia. Anything this hideous either escaped from the zoo (and the zoo certainly is in no hurry to get her back) or never go around to being put down in the local pound. And you’d better get me a bucket; I feel like throwing up…

  3. Flip

    She used to be amazing- she had natural massive tits. Google her. But she’s messed them up

    Even worse is her plastic face and fake teeth

    They should use these pics to warn people of the danger of surgery

    When will women realise that the fake faces look alien and not sexy

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  4. Robbo

    When she was in her early 20s she was something else. Years of drugs, alcohol, bad plastic surgery, kids and eating too much cake have turned her into this Frankenstein man beast

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  5. Suckmebigboy1884

    She looks like fucking Kris Kristoffersen. No way she only 38. 58 yes, jeez. Straws are being clutched now

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  6. RelentlessOnanism

    God, time (and drugs and repeated pregnancies) can be cruel. You might not believe this, but when she first became famous, Kerry Katona was unbelievably fit. She had a fantastic, curvaceous body. She was incredible.

    Now…she is…not.

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  7. s.smith

    Oh dear,seriously fucked her tits up and there was i,thinking she looked quite sexy in a swimsuit the other day and why dye her hair grey and look even older than already she is,thick as shit scouse tramp.I styill would though,hee,hee

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  8. Capt'n Obvious

    All English women are like that once they hit 35, it’s from their disgusting diets and years of hard drinking.

    I can nearly smell the John Player Specials through the screen.

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  9. shane

    Please explain to me what the hell you were thinking when you decided to put this scarred, dried up old hag on your site?

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  10. Jacob Rees-Bog

    It’s quite mean to make fun of her. She used to be moderately attractive but in 2001 she was filming a documentary about grizzly bears in the USA. She thought the bears were her friends and did things like camped out in the woods and shared bits of salmon with them. One time though this bear just turned on her and thought she had more salmon hidden on her person. The giant grizzly ripped at her flesh with it’s sharp claws, ruining her jugs, and gnawed at her midrift with its horrific yellow fangs. After filming this attack for over an hour while speaking in a slow hushed sounding German accent about how brutal it was, the director decided to shoo the bear off with an old sock on a stick.

    Katona, famous before then for hits such as “Road Rage” and “Mulder and Skully”, was an inspiration to the British people for her strength in going through multiple skin grafts and surviving the ordeal. She is very brave and was awarded an OBE by David Cammeron’s government.

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      1. Dong-hold Rump

        Your mother did, because it was about her.

        (Just to be clear, by saying this I am insinuating that Kerry Katona is your mother)

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  11. Spankmaster

    Like the old song goes, the old grey mare she ain’t what she used to be. I think I hear the glue factory beckoning…

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    1. Spankmaster

      …no, sorry, my mistake, that was the sound of my asshole puckering for Raul, the poolboy. Stand back…we have lift off….micro penis ACTIVATE!!

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      1. Spankmaster

        The real Spankmaster here to thoroughly denigrate fucking fraud who is trading off my deviate name. Please understand fuckhead that Raul has much higher standards for someone like you who is obsessed with your micropenis. Obviously, you need to go back to licking the toilet bowl clean so that you will be up to date with the current events that are most important in you life. And please do your best to disappear up your arse; like the old saying goes, you can’t go home again, but in your case we’ll make an exception.

        Spankmaster has spoken…

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        1. No life loser confirmed right there

          Seems your triggered. Seems your just a dopey loser with no friends and nothing else to do but post comments under a bunch of different names.

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  12. Barlouckaz Mendrovaszi

    Are these behind-the-scenes shots from “The Wrestler” ? . . I know Mickey Rourke had a ton of work done but I had no idea he got tit implants – is he transitioning to female ?! … anybody know ?!!!

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    1. Spankmaster

      She looks more like something that crawled out of my arse just a few moments ago when I took a dump on the toilet…

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