21 thoughts on “Nicole Scherzinger Braless (26 Photos)

  1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

    Now that I’ve read Amanda, Johnny and Ricky’s excellent posts, I’m going to say nothing but lovely things about these women.

    I do like Scherzy. I’d sing her a song, buy her a rose, then stick one finger in her cunt, the other in her arse, and carry her back to my flat like a six-pack for the anal fucking of her life. Lovely.

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    1. James Fucking May

      I cant help thinking was ‘Mr Hamilton’ as quick in the sack as he is on the track !

      I will say this Nicole (I know your reading this), Me, Jeremy, Hammond and Spanky promise to make you ‘air-tight’

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        Do you really think she reads this blog, James? Wow, would be cool if she did.

        Nicole, just in case you are reading, I meant to say ‘pussy’ not ‘cunt’… cunt is rather vulgar, something which I promise I am not. Love you!

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        1. James Fucking May

          Virtually certain she reads this JC. I can see Amanda/Johnny/Ricky is rubbing off on you. ‘Pussy’ indeed, you smoothy.

          Mind you, so long as you don’t make ‘racing car noises’ in the sack, your cooking.

          You know what JC, I think Amanda/Johnny/Ricky is catching. Look at me smooth talking her with ‘air-tight’ and ‘rectal zygmoidascope’. My God JC, I’ll be wearing panties next (as if I’m not already).

          I think with a ‘quality’ piece we need to be on our game with Spanky’s ‘sexual etiquette’,

          Now I’m fairly sure its going to be brutal. hardcore anal. pretty much as soon as we get through the door. So reverse order – Spanky, May, Hammond and Clarkson. Bad luck buddy.

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          1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

            I know, check me out, all smooth and sauve. They’re definitely rubbing off on us, James. I’m such a changed man that I’m even happy to be going last on this one. Blimey – what a difference a day makes!

    2. Sinsofempire

      Do you hear the ticking? Tic tic. It’s the sound of karmic balance. See you can’t rape the world for near a thousand years without the universe putting things in balance. I for one look forward to watching Britain go to shit. Maybe it will be Islam or maybe it will be the fact that by 2030 nearly half of Britain’s population will be descended from immigrants. Immigrants from nations you treated like shit. Can you guess how that will play out?

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      1. Spankmaster

        Sinsy, that ticking is actually the bomb that some Jihadist snuck up your arse while I was servicing your wife with my rectal zygmoidascope. I am happy to service you to get it out, but there’s a very good chance I’ll actually set it off and leave you as half the man you are. My advice; just accept the fate you have and bend over to kiss it while you still have the chance…

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  2. Rea

    Another wanna be young forever destroying her face with botox and plastic, she was beautiful back in the day but as everyone on that bizarre fame hungry industry, she is unable to take age with grace.

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  3. Spankmaster

    Healthy woman with a fantastic colour. For Jeremy and James, I have set aside some time to carefully explore this woman just so as that:
    A) My rectal zygmoidascope gets all the ins and outs of her existence.
    B) I will determine the exact colour of her sphincter and cervix just to know what you are in for; and
    C) Once I have given her the treatment she needs, well, I dare say we will have a new participant for the up and coming nightly shows from the bedroom window.

    And I hope I won’t stretch her out too much so she won’t become useless to you. And don’t worry, I won’t forget the snorkel either…

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