32 thoughts on “Courtney Stodden Sexy (36 Photos)

  1. Langsmurf

    Dunno why but this bitch makes my whistle hard every time for all the wrong reasons.
    Maybe it’s the, spit in my trash can and ride on my dirt road, kind of stuff…

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    1. Vertebreaker

      So she’s basically like that gash of gaping pus boils between the legs of the whore that birthed you, without the name recognition.

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    1. Spankmaster

      Inner ditch pig? More gutter troll from hell! Stick both sawn off barrels in your mouth dear and see how much of an improvement that makes…

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  2. Spankmaster

    What gets me about this gutter troll from hell is that she is only 24…and she looks almost 50. This is not a good look and I do hope she does porn before she looks like something that needs to scraped up after an accident happens at the old folks home…

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    1. Spunkmaster is the jizz receptacle

      Well, at least the biggest jizz receptacle didn’t use his same standard “stand back, we have lift off” drivel. We’ve see. This attention whoring movie p,au out before. It doesn’t end well.

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    2. James Fucking May

      Hey Spanky, she ain’t that bad buddy. She’s a bit ‘worn around the edges’ but a nice slutty look going on !

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      1. Spankmaster

        James, trust me when I say that to fuck this thing requires a shitload of penicillin, a plastic bag soaked in high octane fuel that’s been wrapped round her head and then set on fire and good rub with coarse sand paper afterwards. Yes, she has a strong slutty look going on, but I dare say that for fifty dollars, I’d be able to get that with a lesser amount of crabs from my local whorehouse. And as for Spunkmaster, I only save my ‘stand back, please…’ routine for those who actually turn me on, which she didn’t. So when you have finished licking out the toilet bowl because that’s certainly your style, then please just fuck off and die…

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        1. James Fucking May

          Ok buddy cool down. I get it, you like ‘Courtney’. I think Dr Freud termed this as ‘müssen in Hure Anus Eindringen’.

          Its type of denial experienced by the anal enthusiast who owns a Flaming Rectal Zygmoidascope. The cure, surprisingly, is for her to bind you down and use you as her toilet / masturbation device. I feel your in a win / win situation buddy !

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  3. Holy Joe

    Hosea 4:14

    I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom,

    nor your spouses when they commit adultery:

    for themselves are separated with whores,

    and they sacrifice with harlots:

    therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall.

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      1. James Fucking May

        Holy fucking Joe knows what a fucking good times all a fucking bout. Theres more to this fucking religion game than I fucking bollocks thought.

        Rock on Swearing fucking Jesus. As the lord says ‘arse, bollocks, shit, wank fuck. Bring on the whores.’

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    1. James Fucking May

      Hi Shazbot. Kinda squint a the screen and you get a pretty good idea. Except of course her tits will be a lot lower !

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  4. Spankmaster

    Guys. face facts; this thing will most likely, at the rate she is going, join the 27 club. And how will she be remembered? As an attention seeking celebutard blonde whore with huge, surgically refitted tits, if she is lucky. And like we don’t have enough of them already…

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