Fun fact: Her nipple barbells are made from a top secret ultra-high density metal called mega-unuseptium brought to Earth by aliens and recovered from Area 51. They each weigh a whopping 20 kg/40 lbs. This is why her nipples are rapidly approaching her waist. The remaining mega-unuseptium was forged into a pair of earrings for Nicole Kidman. Her earlobes are projected to reach her knees sometime in Q2 of 2018.
Bitch-cunt-whore. Man, I really like her tits.
See.this… this is what a real pair looks like. Love her, whoever she is.
I feel bad for you then because these titties are terrible.
Fun fact: Her nipple barbells are made from a top secret ultra-high density metal called mega-unuseptium brought to Earth by aliens and recovered from Area 51. They each weigh a whopping 20 kg/40 lbs. This is why her nipples are rapidly approaching her waist. The remaining mega-unuseptium was forged into a pair of earrings for Nicole Kidman. Her earlobes are projected to reach her knees sometime in Q2 of 2018.
Shut the fuck up and Fap.
Meh? Fap to nipples that point at the ground? Cow udders give you a boner too? Freak.
Sad tits 🙁 🙁
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